Char Shao Bao, Lian Rong Bao, Kong Ba Bao....

I was at work when my cousin sent me a message via msn. Then came a very funny conversation with a chain of lame jokes that got me giggling like a mad woman. I'm going to share them so we all can cheer up on a boring work day.

Char: A man went to the Zoo, the only animal was a dog. Guess what dog?

Me: Corgi ( was thinking of Trigo)

Char: No.. Shitzu

Char: What happened when Fly A and Fly B landed on a pile of shit?

Me: errr......

Char: It was Love at FIRST SAI

Me: haha wah lau

Char: Ya wah lau is right.

Char: You know what's  a jockey's hobby?

Me: Being a chee ko pek?

Char: Eating.

Me: ?!!!

Char: Cos' when they ride on the horse, they carry a whip right and whip the horse while while

           shouting " Jiak Jiak!!"

Char: Eh I also got this mushroom joke. Why is the mushroom so well liked at parties?!

Me: Cos he's mushy

Char: Cos he is a FUNGI ( Fungi=Fun Guy)

Sam: -_-

Char: hahaha

Sam: french

Char: at an indoor party right...why does the mushroom still wear sunglasses?

Me: He wants to pretend he is a truffle

Char: No! he wana be MORE COOL (more cool = mor ku 蘑菇)

Sam: aiyo..

Char: wait there more.....

Char: What type of girls does the mushroom like?

Me: ang mor ku??

Me: Or ni ku??

Char: FUNGUS (fungus= fun girls)

And she still had more!!

Char: Heard of the man tou and bao joke?

Me: shoot

Char: man tou and cha shao bao went to watch a movie, cha shao bao cried but man tou didnt.              Why?

Me: man tous are slow?

Char: Cos' man tou got no " feeling" (filling)

Char: Cha shao bao and lian rong bao went to the same movie. Cha shao bao fried , lian rong                  bao laughed. Why?

Me: My brain is dry today, I dunno shock me.

Char: Different "feeling"(filling). 

Char: Cha shao bao and kong ba bao went to watch the same movie. Chao shao bao cried, kong              ba bao also cried but he cried non-stop. why?

Sam: Cos' raining.

Char: Kong bao bao cannot contain his "feelings" (fillings)

Just for fun folks =D